Saturday night, and I’m watching Netflix. And as much as I love the ‘flix, I’d kill to see X-Men. But not by myself at 10:15 on a Saturday night. Or I’d like to have some kind of alcoholic beverage on a patio. Again, not alone. This is one of eight billion reasons I have a part-time job: no life. I don’t mean to complain, and I don’t know that I am, really. I’m a-ok with it 80% of the time… but the other 20 sucks.
“He’s a cornucopia of social awkwardness.” Sheldon Cooper