Today we indulge in two sexy food-based holidays.
This first–and more important–is perhaps the less recognized of the two:
Steak and a BJ Day.
Valentine’s Day is about mushy sentiments and niceties. A month later, we celebrate in more manly ways. Steaks. Blow jobs. Enjoying a T-bone while getting head. It’s license to get frisky in a booth at Outback or Steak’n’Shake like you’ve always wanted.
The second is more widely celebrated: Pi Day.
March 14th. 3.14.
Get it? Hah. I’m sure you do. People really go crazy at 1:59, so watch out for math geeks.
But why did I say two sexy holidays. Pie? Pi? Neither are particularly sultry.
They are if you prepare and serve a Pi pie like Mary-Louise Parker. It’s the perfect dessert to steak and appetizer to foreplay.