I’m sad that a book as poorly written, unbelievable and boring as Ffity Shades of Grey became such a hit. I can’t decide if people were incapable of discovering kinky sex on their own, or if they were too reserved to give it a whirl. Is this really enticing people to let go in the sack? Hell, is it even the sex that’s keeping people interested? I don’t know, but I don’t get it. And if it wasn’t for the literary aspect, I probably wouldn’t be reading it. Seriously. I’m actually kind of disgusted by the idea that people are into reading about shitty relationships. And I don’t buy the story at all. Virgins wanting more sex? Sure. A virgin thinking a guy shoving her panties into his mouth is so hot without any other thoughts? No.
I hope the next time I get my ass slapped the guy doesn’t think I’m all into Christian Grey. I thought hair pulling was cool before Twilight had fans to write fiction. Bitch please.