John Legend announced another concert tour on Sunday. He’s pretty much the greatest thing to happen to my eardrums, so I obviously want to go. This fabulous news is the perfect preface to a post I’ve been thinking about:
John Legend + Andre 3000’s Green Light
THESE LINES WOULD ABSOLUTELY WORK ON ME
(Permitted he was mildly attractive and a reasonable age, of course.
I do have some lingering standards.)
- Dying to meet you
so let’s mess around
- 1, 2, 3 red light
I wanna see what your bed’s like
- So I went hard
like Medusa staring at me
- Hey if I were you
it would be me that I go home with
- This what I’m telling you
to the bed I’m nailing you
like I been in jail for two years and they just lettin me loose
- Even Stevie Wonder got down sometimes
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