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Five Sexiest Men on my TV: 2016

Uh, guys. This year was hard. I watched a lot of shows with a lot of people I was not attracted to. I mean, I watched The Fall, Broadchurch, Aquarius, Poirot, Luke Cage, Homeland, Galavant, Mr Robot, The Code, The IT Crowd, Schitt’s Creek, London Spy, Jessica Jones, House of Cards, West Wing, Buffy, Scandal, Ripper Street, Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond, Better Off Ted. OK, I admit I was uncomfortably attracted to David Tennant in JJ, but that’s not going to make the list.

My number one and number two spots are leagues above the rest. Looks, humour, wit, money… they have it all.

#5 Nate Hyatt House of Lies

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Sells sex toys. Confident as hell. Totally adorable.

#4 Malcolm Reynolds Firefly

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Good-hearted, hilarious cowboy space pirate. Obvious choice.

#3 Alberto Márquez Velvet

This man is uncomfortably attractive in anything that he wears. Or doesn’t, like this scene where he does a strip tease with his lady love. He’s dark and brooding and passionate and loyal and childish and wonderful.

#2 Mateo Ruiz Lagasca Velvet

The best friend, not the leading man, he’s much more my type. Playful playboy bachelor who wins ladies over with humour and the right amount of paying attention and leaving them wanting more. He’s just a simple guy and pushover at heart, though.

#1 Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls

Didn’t think I could love him more than I did last year, but indeed, I do. So much more. This re-watch had me all giddy and girly over the boy. So very caring, so very damn sexy.

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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2015

Being unemployed for four months before starting grad school, I had a lot of free time for finding sexy men on TV shows. But one show swept this year, and I think it was a combination of me wanting to be the women and the men being so awesome. This year’s runners up include Freddie Lyon from The Hour (fantastic show), Evan the Botanist from My Boys, and Mike Faber from Homeland. Honestly, I think we should take a moment to just be grateful the whole list, and runners up, aren’t all from GG, because they sure could be.

#5 Jim Gordon Gotham

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I just started watching this show, I can’t figure him out. I’m intrigued.

#4 Luke Danes Gilmore Girls

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This photo sums it up. #curmudgeon

#3 Christopher Hayden Gimore Girls

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He was always so unattainable, and I loved that about him. That and all his devilmaycare.

#2 Mike Ross Suits

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I think I mostly like his taste in girlfriends (AKA I WANT TO BE HER) but damn if he’s not fun.

#1 Logan Huntzberger Gilmore Girls

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He’s perfect. The intelligent, quick witted, adventurous, doting, caring, completely rebellious bad boy–with a lot of money.

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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2014

Well, I’m almost two months late. I’ve even had the list done for a while. This year I had a few contenders for slot #5. Runners up include: Jake Ballard (Scandal), Dr. Robert Leeds (Sex and the City), Smith Jerrod (Sex and the City), Devin ‘Captain Awesome’ Woodcomb (Chuck).

#5 Aidan Sex and the City

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He makes furniture, takes down walls, has a huge wall, wears a mad flannel, and cleans up quite nicely.

#4 Larry Paul Ally McBeal

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He’s totally damaged and he breaks hearts. Just my type.

#3 Richard Castle Castle

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He writes, he’s the coolest dad ever, and that hair, the smile.

#2 Chuck Chuck

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#1 Mr. Big Sex and the City

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Big, rich, and sexy. He makes mistakes. He cooks. He needs personal space. He has these eyes with a deep, soul-piercing gaze.

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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2013

This year was one for the romantics. And the nerds. And the badboys.

#5 Jesse Pinkman Breaking Bad

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I really didn’t like this guy the first few seasons, but he’s got that whole scruffy bad boy with a good heart thing.

#4 Arthur Pendragon Merlin

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He really grew up in this last season, and his teeth are fixed, and he wears chainmail. Rawr.

#3 Spencer Reid Criminal Minds

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Extremely intelligent snappy dressing nerd. Need I say more?

#2 Nick Miller New Girl

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Total goof wearing plaid, mild to no ambitions, and a heart of gold.

#1 Neal Caffrey White Collar

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I mean, mother of god. He looks this good near-naked and even better in a suit. He’s the ultimate romantic and a total rulebreaker. Swoon.

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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2012

Holy shit! I got so I-can’t-sleep-so-I’ll-just-admit-that-I-hate-being-perpetually-single-especially-with-three-weddings-looming that I almost entirely forgot to get my men into this year. And this year was definitely one for the Brits.

#5 TIE: Tom Quinn, Dimitri Levendis MI-5

Good enough guys as characters, but I hardly remember much about them except they’re both so damn hot.

#4 Shawn Spencer Psych

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I just adore Shawn. He’s cute enough, he’s goofy, he’s loyal, he’s a smart ass, and his friendship with Gus is adorable.

#3 Lancelot Merlin

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Oh. My. God. Look at that man. He’s FINE. Plus, a stellar fucking guy. Loyal friend to all. Excellent swordsman.

#2 Adam Carter MI-5

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A good guy. A family guy. A tough guy. A rules-breaking guy. A make-you-want-adopt-nudist-colony-ideals guy.

#1 Lucas North MI-5

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When don’t I find Richard Armitage sexy? Certainly not when he’s a spy with tattoos, a tortured soul (and body) and a broken heart.

 

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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2011

I missed it! My “Five Sexiest” post should have occurred this time-ish last month. This year is a little rough. I’m re-watching old shows, still following some current ones, and watching some that are entirely new to me (and not new to anyone else). There was not a clear selection for my top five, or the rankings within. Many of my favorites fell from grace. It’s a strange year, indeed.

#5 Stringer Bell The Wire

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He’s not a good person. But the way he does business (and looks) is damn hot.

#4 Gisborne Robin Hood

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He’s just so awkward and lovesick and clueless. He’s not nice, but he means well. And he’s British.

#3 Hank Moody Californication

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Hank fell, and fell solely because the show isn’t as good as it used to be. Tragic, passionate, fuck-up Hank, still makes me swoon. The Hank who wrote a letter to a pregnant Karen still makes me teary. Early Hank owns my heart.

#2 Fisher GREEK

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Back to the top five for this guy. I know he’s a cheater, but everything else about him would quite possibly make him my number one. Watching this a third time, he really reminds me of the guy I dated in college–bike and GDI status included.

#1 Jim Halpert The Office

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It took me until this month to see The Office. I refrained from watching it for a lot of dumb reasons (like it was closely linked to my friend’s sex life, or everyone loved it so much I felt stupid for never having seen it). But now, like many girls, I adore Jim. Of course he’s cute and funny, but mostly I am enamored with the way he makes Pam feel–blissfully happy, confident, and comfortable. I want that.

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Five Sexiest Women on TV

Who am I to be sexist? Ladies can think ladies are fine, even if I don’t want to get in bed with one of them. So that’s that. I present to you, my first annual Five Sexiest Women on TV.

#5. Carrie Bradshaw Sex and the City

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Maybe it’s because she ages well. Maybe it’s the guys. Or the closet. Maybe it’s just because she’s a writer. And I’m a writer. And I want a happy ending, too.

#4. Joan Halloway Mad Men

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Because you can’t look at her without being blown away. Try it. I dare you.

#3. Camille Soroyan Bones

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Camille is smart, fun, and a very sharp dresser. For realz, this woman always looks hot. Plus she’s sexy. And she’s the woman in charge.

#2. Karen Californication

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Part of Karen’s appeal is Hank. He undeniably loves her. Don’t we all want that? But she’s also a foxy lady with this cool factor I can’t fathom possessing.

#1. Angela Montenegro Bones

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No questions, Angela is the sexiest woman on my TV (or computer screen, rather). She’s absolutely beautiful, funny, carefree and seriously smart. Her sexual escapades are fabulous (especially with Jack Hodgins) and everyone on the show seems to be attracted to her. Me. too.

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Five Sexiest Men on TV: 2010

This time last year I composed a “sexiest men on tv” post that has continued to direct traffic to my blog. But since then, some of those hit-inducing-hotties have left the top five. Goodbye Don, Derek and Fisher. Say hello to the sexiest men on my TV in 2010.

#5. Tom Jeter Studio 60: On the Sunset Strip

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He’s cute and awkward and funny and real.

#4. Jack Hodgins Bones

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A wealthy conspiracy theorist with fabulous sexual ingenuity (Egyptian storage room to John Legend music?), he finally stole my heart in Season 5.

#3. Cappie Greek

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I wasn’t much for Greeks in college, but Cappie is an exception. As they said on the show, he’s something of a scruffy Rob Thomas. Cu-ute. Plus he’s goofy.

#2. Agent Seeley Booth Bones

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His belt buckle says “cocky.” He’s adorably corny. He’s a family man. If you’re having a bad day he’ll show up with Chinese food or donuts. I could probably get lost in his eyes. And arms. And abs.

#1. Hank Moody Californication

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I am irrationally and undeniably attracted to a man that sluts it up and does some occasionally awful things. I think it’s because he’s a tortured artist debilitatingly in love with an amazing woman. And he’s the smart, sexy bad boy who is mind-blowing in bed. Yes please.


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Five Sexiest Men on TV

I can’t sleep. Please allow me to indulge.

#5. Derek Shepherd Grey’s Anatomy

Don’t hate. A) I haven’t seen the show since the third season. B) I don’t watch a lot of TV. C) I couldn’t do the four sexiest men. D) I kind of have a thing for old men. Annoying as he may be, Derek has one very alluring penchant: patience.

#4. Don Draper Mad Men

Adultery aside, the man has the job, the facial structure, and the voice–if I may speak superficially. And he looks damn good in a suit.

#3. Fisher GREEK

He’s the non-Greek guy on GREEK (not to be confused with Dale). Sweet, persistent and hot, his tantalizing trait is a somewhat hidden nerdy side.

#2. Cappie GREEK

Sexy, obnoxious, secretly smart, caring, spontaneous, charismatic, attractive and funny… the list could go on for days. Cappie is my ultimate frat boy.

#1. Hank Moody Californication

Just look at him there, without his pants. Seductive, no? He writes, he fucks, he drinks, he fucks up, and he loves. He’s fiercely loyal, heart-meltingly still into his baby-mommy, and always trying to be a better dad. And, from what I gather, fabulous in the sack.

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