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Five Sexiest Men on My TV: 2011

I missed it! My “Five Sexiest” post should have occurred this time-ish last month. This year is a little rough. I’m re-watching old shows, still following some current ones, and watching some that are entirely new to me (and not new to anyone else). There was not a clear selection for my top five, or the rankings within. Many of my favorites fell from grace. It’s a strange year, indeed.

#5 Stringer Bell The Wire

Stringer Bell

He’s not a good person. But the way he does business (and looks) is damn hot.

#4 Gisborne Robin Hood

Sir Guy of Gisborne

He’s just so awkward and lovesick and clueless. He’s not nice, but he means well. And he’s British.

#3 Hank Moody Californication

Hank Moody

Hank fell, and fell solely because the show isn’t as good as it used to be. Tragic, passionate, fuck-up Hank, still makes me swoon. The Hank who wrote a letter to a pregnant Karen still makes me teary. Early Hank owns my heart.

#2 Fisher GREEK


Back to the top five for this guy. I know he’s a cheater, but everything else about him would quite possibly make him my number one. Watching this a third time, he really reminds me of the guy I dated in college–bike and GDI status included.

#1 Jim Halpert The Office


It took me until this month to see The Office. I refrained from watching it for a lot of dumb reasons (like it was closely linked to my friend’s sex life, or everyone loved it so much I felt stupid for never having seen it). But now, like many girls, I adore Jim. Of course he’s cute and funny, but mostly I am enamored with the way he makes Pam feel–blissfully happy, confident, and comfortable. I want that.



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Sexiest men on my iPod

Come Wednesday, I have a long drive ahead of me. That means I have to seriously consider the tunes I’ll be rocking. In an effort to get in the right mindset for mix-making, here are the ten sexiest men on my iPod.

1. Stephan Jenkins Third Eye Blind
He aged fantastically and his voice is orgasmic.

2. Rob Thomas Matchbox Twenty
He’s so good live. His wife is hot. So is he.

3. Usher
He does stuff with that body I can’t even put in words.

4. Frank Sinatra

The ultimate crooner, yet total bad boy.

5. Justin Timberlake
I’ve got you–from NSYNC to FutureSex/LoveSounds.

6. John Legend
I think my multitudinous professions of love speak for themselves.

7. Taye Diggs
Oh heeeeey.

8. Rivers Cuomo Weezer
I {heart} nerds.

9. Neil Patrick Harris
That’s hot. And my iPod would be a sad place without Dr. Horrible.

10. Prince Phillip
Who can say no? He hasn’t aged a bit since 1959.

There’s nothing quite like the combination of a hot man and good music. Well, maybe a hot man, and good music sung by a hot man. There’s the winner.

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Five Sexiest Men on TV

I can’t sleep. Please allow me to indulge.

#5. Derek Shepherd Grey’s Anatomy

Don’t hate. A) I haven’t seen the show since the third season. B) I don’t watch a lot of TV. C) I couldn’t do the four sexiest men. D) I kind of have a thing for old men. Annoying as he may be, Derek has one very alluring penchant: patience.

#4. Don Draper Mad Men

Adultery aside, the man has the job, the facial structure, and the voice–if I may speak superficially. And he looks damn good in a suit.

#3. Fisher GREEK

He’s the non-Greek guy on GREEK (not to be confused with Dale). Sweet, persistent and hot, his tantalizing trait is a somewhat hidden nerdy side.

#2. Cappie GREEK

Sexy, obnoxious, secretly smart, caring, spontaneous, charismatic, attractive and funny… the list could go on for days. Cappie is my ultimate frat boy.

#1. Hank Moody Californication

Just look at him there, without his pants. Seductive, no? He writes, he fucks, he drinks, he fucks up, and he loves. He’s fiercely loyal, heart-meltingly still into his baby-mommy, and always trying to be a better dad. And, from what I gather, fabulous in the sack.


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