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If you were to look me up on Facebook, and not know me, these are the pictures you’d get to see. 


Hmmm… I think I need to diversify. 

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Happy Valentine’s Day

This one’s for the lovers.


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In a world where I send Valentines

Hating on February, I dislike Valentine’s Day by default. This, I am certain, surprises no one: I am not girly, romantic, and I’m almost never in a relationship to reap the benefits, anyway.

However. If I did send Valentines, this is what you’d likely get.


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mixed medium nerdage

It’s like they added psychedelic animals to Star Wars and World of Warcraft and made the heroes 80s comic book characters.

She-Ra: Princess of Power from Wikipedia

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Empirical Elegance

I’ve been on another Star Wars kick lately. It started with Episode I and progressed to this:

The Death Star Cookie Jar

Now, you might remember the empty counter space that I considered gracing with this fine piece of nerdness. But you’ll be happy to know there is still room in my future for a standing mixer. My killer cosmological sweet-storer resides on the bookshelf that transitions between my kitchen and living room.

Empire Approved.

I gotta tell ya, I’m diggin’ it. But the Star Wars kick isn’t over yet–it’s merely on a financial hiatus. In the meantime I’ll enjoy the DVD viewing, but the Jedi will return in the form of other culinary adventures (thank you Williams Sonoma Inc. discounts). And, if I advance from my training as a Padawan (actually get hired at my real job), I just might advance to LEGOs.

Rebel Alliance Cupcake Decorating Kit

LEGO Battle of Endor

LEGO Hoth Wampa Cave

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oh my jabba

No way. No effing way.

What sick soul made such a large person wear this shirt?

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Star Wars & Getting Laid

I tend to get super geeked about clever pop culture references (Twilight in Robin Thicke’s “Sex Therapy”), or references to my favorite things (Bond in Archer) in TV shows, books, songs, and the like. The last couple weeks I’ve noticed Star Wars (old favorite) in a few of my new favorites. Interestingly, three of the four scenarios directly link sex with Star Wars (four for four if you naturally equate Ludacris with sex, like I do).

Californication season 4, episode 1
Charlie: How do you do it?
Hank: It’s an old Jedi mind trick.

Ludacris Party No Mo’
I keep the hood with me like Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Ludacris Freaky Thangs
Tallywhacker is a rock hard storm trooper with a purple helmet, made for crushin’ pink cookies. Goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies; and fat women, because they need love too.

GREEK season 4, episode 2
Casey (to Rusty/Dana): By the way, if you guys are going to watch Star Wars until 3 am in your room, could  you just put the volume down a little bit.
Dale: You know he doesn’t have a TV in his bedroom, right?
Casey: Okay, but I heard that scene where they blow up the death star like ten times.
Dale (girl+guy voices): “Stabilize your rear deflectors.” “You’re in range, target coming up.” “Almost there.” “Stay on target.” “Almost there.” “Hold’em.” “Almost there.” “Torpedos away.”
Casey: Oh my god, they were…

Rusty: A rebel booth. Like the rebel alliance.
Dana: Does Luke need to seek shelter in a tonton?
Rusty: You just, hold that thought in carbonite.

Rusty: New pledge Spidey! New Hope!

Any of your favorite things popping up in others?


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